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Paris Hilton abandons her pussy

Paris Hilton adopted a cat she named Prada from the Kris Kelly Foundation before she headed to jail last May. At the end of January, she dropped Prada off to be neutered. However, Paris never came to pick the cat up. Paris’ reps say the cat was supposed to be delivered to one of Paris’ friends and that the Kelly’s are pulling a publicity stunt because of a falling out. TMZ says,

Paris’ peeps are saying this is a publicity stunt of Kelly’s making — because of a falling out — and that Paris had been in talks to work closely with the Foundation on a larger scale. That’s clearly not going to happen now.

Who keeps letting Paris adopt animals? That’s craziness right there. I hear she kills them with a ball-peen hammer and drinks their blood for eternal beauty. As you can tell, it’s clearly not working. On the other hand, she does manage to keep a slim figure. Then again that’s more from the tapeworm clinging to her intestine than anything else.

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Hamish
16 years ago

Well, all I can say is… the cat sure was lucky…