Paris Hilton banned from Oscars

Paris Hilton

In news that will neither shock nor surprise you, everyone in the movie industry hates Paris Hilton. Her most recent film, The Hottie and the Nottie, earned a 1.1 rating and took first place on IMDB’s Bottom 100 list. The industry’s distaste for Paris has led them to even ban her from the Oscars. A wonderfully charming source said,

“She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives.”

Another source said, “She’s tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity.”

Hot, salty tears? Way to relish in someone’s misery. I give you props. I also like how they think Paris can save her dignity by wearing a wig. The only way Paris can save her dignity is to turn back time and not put that penis in her mouth. Doing anything else is an exercise in futility.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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