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Paris Hilton is the greatest actress ever

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, validated her acting ability as it has already made $25,000 after premiering on 111 screens. That means if you went to watch this movie, about 7 other people were in the same theater as you. Maybe less if you account for it showing at different times. Granted, that movie about a vagina with teeth was only on 13 screens and made $28,700, but there was no one in that movie who’s face inspired as much contempt as Paris’. By all accounts, this was a rousing success!

Weekend box office [Box Office Mojo]

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very good

edwin llumiquinga
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very good

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“That means if you went to watch this movie, about 7 other people were in the same theater as you.”

Actually, if you went to watch this movie there’s a very good chance that you would be the only person in the theater.

That’s if there was only one showing per day.

25000/111 = $225 3-day sales, per theater
225/3 = $75 per day, per theater
$75/$10 = 7.5 people a day, per theater
7.5 / 4 showings per day = less than 2 people per showing

Chances are that numerous showings of this film were to *completely empty seats*.

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She is a total waste of space and of our time!

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