Paris Hilton is the greatest actress ever

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, validated her acting ability as it has already made $25,000 after premiering on 111 screens. That means if you went to watch this movie, about 7 other people were in the same theater as you. Maybe less if you account for it showing at different times. Granted, that movie about a vagina with teeth was only on 13 screens and made $28,700, but there was no one in that movie who’s face inspired as much contempt as Paris’. By all accounts, this was a rousing success!

Weekend box office [Box Office Mojo]

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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