Paris Hilton sounds desperate

Paris Hilton

With each passing day, Paris Hilton becomes more and more pathetic. On Monday, it was a story about Paris trying to out-whore Lindsay. Today, Page Six tells of how at the Sony BMG Grammy party Paris tried in vain to hook up with John Mayer.

After the Grammys on Sunday, the celebutard showed up at the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and “aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer – following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her,” a source told Page Six.

“At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”

Paris can’t use these tactics anymore. They only work for pretty girls. What this cock hungry lion needs is gun or GHB. GHB has the advantage of memory loss, but then Paris would have to drag Mayer’s body to her room. With a gun, there’s no memory loss, but the other person does all the work. Advantage: GHB. Guns are heavy.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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