Page Six has an item today about a “steamy” lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson in Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”
It better not be artsy which it sounds like it is. I’m not paying $10 to have my feet cemented to the floor by discarded Jujubees just to watch two silhouettes go at it in red light. $10 is half a lap dance. I could just as easily tear into a strip club and tell their hottest toothless dancer to grind on me for 5 minutes. The only way this will leave me gasping is if I see someone whacking off in the middle of it.