Page Six claims Fergie may be pregnant with something. They suspect she’s gestating because her and her fiancÃ©, Josh Duhamel, have moved up their wedding date.
“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious,” one insider said. “At Clive’s, she just drank water.”
I suppose congratulations are in order. I didn’t even know Fergie could breed with humans. I thought she was a leprechaun. Maybe I didn’t watch far enough in the series, but I’m pretty sure leprechauns can’t give birth. What kind of sorcery is this?!
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