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You could be Paris Hilton’s new friend

The search is on. Tired of being hated on by everyone in Hollywood, Paris Hilton will turn to reality tv to find a real friend. MTV or VH1 is expected to pick it up.

“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend,” a source tells Usmagazine.com. “Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”

Paris is so dumb. You could tie a dead guy to her while she slept and when she wakes up and sees this guy going wherever she goes, she’ll whisper to her friends, “My boyfriend is so needy. He follows me everywhere. God, I’m so hot.” They should just make a reality show around that. Attach a dead person to Paris and see how long it takes her to figure it out. I say three seasons.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

watching that show will be like watching a monkey fucking a football.

–morbid curiousity or faciniation–

Dutchess of TinkerbellPS
Dutchess of TinkerbellPS
16 years ago

Hey Paris did you see your “Dutchess of Tinkerbell”? When I came out there Hollywood???
I’ll be back soon. I heard about your TV. I know what you are talking about when you look for qualites in a friend. Well send me a message on yahoo messenger even if I’m not online. my screen name is vipearcing. Make shure you keep your eye out for your “Dutchess of TinkerbellPS”.

Patrick
Patrick
15 years ago

I have a comment for all the losers who think it’s funny to make fum of people (like Paris): If you’re going to do this, it might behoove you to learn how to spell first. Otherwise, instead of taking you seriously, we get the impression that you’re ever so slightly retarded.

Shahedur Rahman
Shahedur Rahman
15 years ago

Hellow I just wanna a friend of u

Shahedur Rahman
Bangladesh

cepa
cepa
15 years ago

I think you are great,and that not because of your look but your brain is that that fascinating me,you are money machine