You could be Paris Hilton’s new friend

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The search is on. Tired of being hated on by everyone in Hollywood, Paris Hilton will turn to reality tv to find a real friend. MTV or VH1 is expected to pick it up.

“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend,” a source tells “Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”

Paris is so dumb. You could tie a dead guy to her while she slept and when she wakes up and sees this guy going wherever she goes, she’ll whisper to her friends, “My boyfriend is so needy. He follows me everywhere. God, I’m so hot.” They should just make a reality show around that. Attach a dead person to Paris and see how long it takes her to figure it out. I say three seasons.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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