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Angelina Jolie is massive

I was emailed some pictures of Angelina Jolie letting me know she was hiding her baby bump in a “Gerard Darel Long Dress in Mauve from their spring collection” and that “Angelina’s stylist Jen Rade saw the 2008 Gerard Darel ad campaign with Charlotte Gainsbourg and felt that the long dresses were perfect for Angelina. Jen quickly ordered 3 dresses in different colors, but all the same style.” I have no idea what all of that meant, but I think the guy was trying to tell me, “Dude, look at Angelina Jolie’s humongous pregnancy breasts! Hee haw, hee haw!” I can’t quite figure out why he chose to be so cryptic when he could have just said that.

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shankyouverymuch
shankyouverymuch
16 years ago

After getting rid of that UGLY 3rd world little freaky lizzardboy that she has under her coat … I would love NOTHING more then to sit down to a nice suckle session on those nice big milk feed globes of love! Oh man now that would be a real meal – :O)

Oh yeah, & of course after all that, I’d f**k her shitless – (O:

iloveporn
iloveporn
16 years ago

aw…hope that i could suck on that big boobie and bite her nipples…that would realli be a meal!

Hmm
Hmm
16 years ago

Maddox is getting cuter every year. He’s going to be really popular with girls in a few more years. =)