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Winners: Alvin and the Chipmunks giveaway

Theodore

Winners have 48 hours to reply to my email with their mailing address.

1stCammy. For being relatively clever.

“Oh Dave, it’s life-size! Bottom heavy and LITE on top!”

2nd Karebear. Snicker, fat chicks.

Reddi Wip Canned Topping— the drug of choice of chubby, little chipmunks (and fat chicks) everywhere!

3rd Ed. For providing me with fantastic chipmunk imagery and letting me know how disturbed he really is.

Wow, I”ve never come THAT much myself!

Once again, I’ve been given the task to dole out a few prizes on my site. In return, I had to give up my first born. Not a problem since his fingers have finally gotten too fat to sew tennis shows. Useless bitch.

Rules are simple:

  1. Come up with a witty caption for the picture above
  2. Write it down as a comment or email it to me at theblemish (at) gmail.com using/leaving a valid e-mail address
  3. Pray I don’t make fun of you

Contest ends March 31, 2008

1st and 2nd place: Alvin and the Chipumks DVD + soundtrack

3rd place: Alvin and the Chipmunks DVD

Note: If any of you have pictures you’d think be good for the next caption contest, send those in too.

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capt. cornhole
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capt. cornhole

Until now, Lindsy Lohan didn’t know cum came in a can.

Krazi
Guest

Mmmm… Can’t wait to lick it off of them pancakes.

Mz.Jessica
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Mz.Jessica

“Ahhhh! Whipped Cream on mini cakes!! (panting) Delicious!”

Kimbo
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Kimbo

He likes it when they lay it on thick….

jessiemen
Guest
jessiemen

THIS IS MUCH BETTER THEN THOSE NUTS.

#4
Guest
#4

“You better save some of that can for later.”

MIKE MEJIA
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MIKE MEJIA

And I thought cool whip only had one purpose…brings back memories(while drooling)

Paul Craig
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Paul Craig

Who doesn’t get excited for whipped cream the size of their head??!??

or

Clearly clueless…the chipmunk is excited as he is fattened up to be had for dinner.

MIKE MEJIA
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MIKE MEJIA

“IT’S LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT”

Electric Mary
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Electric Mary

“mmmm … whipped semen on waffles . . . an american chipmunk delicacy rarely found in xmas tree’s. . . “

CDo
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CDo

Whip it good, Dave

ssen
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ssen

Alvin and the Whipmunks

tazzzy
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tazzzy

mmmmm….i can just imagine spreading THAT over Dave’s nuts!!!

tazzzy
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tazzzy

MMMM…. I can just imagine ThAT spread over Dave’s nuts!!!

bitezxd
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bitezxd

swttt!! gimme gimme gimme moree! cmon dave! fasterrr. *drools*

Daniela
Guest

Puleeeeeeeeeeze don’t let it be fat free!

karebear
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karebear

Reddi Wip Canned Topping– the drug of choice of chubby, little chipmunks (and fat chicks) everywhere!

(note the hypnotic effect it has on Alvin)

Fiona
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Fiona

“Mmm… creamy. More please.”

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