Winners have 48 hours to reply to my email with their mailing address.
1st – Cammy. For being relatively clever.
“Oh Dave, it’s life-size! Bottom heavy and LITE on top!”
2nd – Karebear. Snicker, fat chicks.
Reddi Wip Canned Topping— the drug of choice of chubby, little chipmunks (and fat chicks) everywhere!
3rd – Ed. For providing me with fantastic chipmunk imagery and letting me know how disturbed he really is.
Wow, I”ve never come THAT much myself!
Once again, I’ve been given the task to dole out a few prizes on my site. In return, I had to give up my first born. Not a problem since his fingers have finally gotten too fat to sew tennis shows. Useless bitch.
Rules are simple:
Contest ends March 31, 2008
1st and 2nd place: Alvin and the Chipumks DVD + soundtrack
3rd place: Alvin and the Chipmunks DVD
Note: If any of you have pictures you’d think be good for the next caption contest, send those in too.
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