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Winners: Darjeeling DVD giveaway

Darjeeling

The winners for the contest are as follows. There were a lot of good ones this time, but I can only pick three. As always, you have 48 hours to respond. After that, you might as well kill yourself.

  1. Ben: “Well, we’ve got the supplies. Now where did those hookers go?”
  2. Cris: “Shit, this doesn’t look like Hawaii.”
  3. G: If you thought the first eleventeen seasons of the Amazing Race were rough, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Once again, I’ve been entrusted to do a giveaway. This time you can win a The Darjeeling Limited DVD. The Darjeeling Limited stars Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody and tells the tale of

Three American brothers who have not spoken to each other in a year set off on a train voyage across India with a plan to find themselves and bond with each other — to become brothers again like they used to be. Their “spiritual quest”, however, veers rapidly off-course (due to events involving over-the-counter pain killers, Indian cough syrup, and pepper spray), and they eventually find themselves stranded alone in the middle of the desert with eleven suitcases, a printer, and a laminating machine. At this moment, a new, unplanned journey suddenly begins.

Better than what I got stranded in the desert with. A gunshot wound to the leg and a bad case of syphilis.

Contest rules:

  1. Think of your best caption for the picture above.
  2. Write it down in a comment or email it to “theblemish (at) gmail.com”.
  3. Double check you’re using a valid e-mail address you can be contacted at. E-mail address will only be used to contact winners.
  4. Cross your fingers.
  5. One entry per person.
  6. Three winners will be chosen.
  7. Contest ends Friday

Caption contest closed. Winners being chosen.

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Slau
Slau
12 years ago

You see that girl over there? I bet her pussy smells like curry.

viclen
viclen
12 years ago

It’s just a quick check for polyps.

alex moore
alex moore
12 years ago

I can’t belive we don’t have the same dad

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

1) Wrist bandage from your failed slashing attempt: $1.50

2) Jock strap to pad your head from wounds sustained during your recent stay in the booby hatch: $3.75

3) Your friends bringing poison along so you can do the job right next time: $400

4) Finding out that the only acting gig you can get since your career has went down the shitter is in Bollywood: Priceless

Nicolina
Nicolina
12 years ago

Even the Oscar after parties sucked this year.

miyakies
miyakies
12 years ago

“Hey, hey, Kwik-E Mart. Look, its Apu!…or is it?”

G.
G.
12 years ago

If you thought the first eleventeen seasons of the Amazing Race were rough, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

crr
crr
12 years ago

It finally dawned on them that the low-hanging necklaces, not the putrid Mumbai whores, had given them crabs.

Jay
Jay
12 years ago

You think she can tell we’re gay?

T-Bar
T-Bar
12 years ago

Hey, is that the Pagoda over there? You’d better run man, I don’t think he’s done with you.

jbrader
jbrader
12 years ago

If you can guess what is in the box I am holding you get to keep this man with the mustache. Why does that other man have bandages on his head? That is what happens if you guess incorrectly my friend.

karasu
karasu
12 years ago

“Holas Amigos, donde esta el hospital?”
“Dude, this is India, here, take this box of explosives.”
“Does this mustache makes me look sexy?”

Beckie
Beckie
12 years ago

“We finally found Earth…. just for those damn Cylons to beat the shit out of us, then welcome us with these effing leis?”

cris
cris
12 years ago

“Shit, this doesn’t look like Hawaii.”

Aidan
Aidan
12 years ago

Wow, nobody told me about the ghetto in Oahu…

mswas
mswas
12 years ago

Wilson: Why didn’t you guys tell me the yellow mala means “one who needs the crap beaten out of”?

Brody: Ooh I can’t wait to find out what red means!

Schwartzman: White must mean “idiot who agreed to wear gay mustache”.

Cait
Cait
12 years ago

Guy in the background: Hmmm…Owen Wilson in bandages, Jason Schwartzman in an inadvisable mustache, and Adrien Brody, and all three are wearing sports coats…this MUST be a Wes Anderson movie!

RedBeard
RedBeard
12 years ago

OW: Guys, would you come on? I don’t think that Calcutta dentist really knew what he was doing. Ouch.

AB: Dude…

JS: Yeah, dude, seriously. Shut up.

AB: Yeah, shut up about your teeth, we’re trying to sell the Poison Box.

JS: We’re trying to sell the Poison Box, dude.

Just Tim
Just Tim
12 years ago

So THAT’S what a guy has to do to get lei’d in this town!

abby
abby
12 years ago

OW: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
JS: Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there.
AB: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find…
All: The Three Amigos!

Leigh
Leigh
12 years ago

OW: This IS my most serious face.

AB: Maybe this creepy-ass smile will deter people from looking in my secret and oh-so-subtle box..

JS: I’m so wistful…

henry
henry
12 years ago

that damn max fischer and his plays…who gave him the budget to do one in india

anne
anne
12 years ago

Charlie’s angels: chug chug chug

Mehdi Sheikh
Mehdi Sheikh
12 years ago

Why wouldn’t he let us in? We got a bag of porn and a box of whisky. Those temple dudes are way uptight.

mutantreptile
mutantreptile
12 years ago

Is that Pia Zadora? Do you think she’ll give us an autograph? Pia! Yoo-hoo!

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