The winners for the contest are as follows. There were a lot of good ones this time, but I can only pick three. As always, you have 48 hours to respond. After that, you might as well kill yourself.
Once again, I’ve been entrusted to do a giveaway. This time you can win a The Darjeeling Limited DVD. The Darjeeling Limited stars Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody and tells the tale of
Three American brothers who have not spoken to each other in a year set off on a train voyage across India with a plan to find themselves and bond with each other — to become brothers again like they used to be. Their “spiritual quest”, however, veers rapidly off-course (due to events involving over-the-counter pain killers, Indian cough syrup, and pepper spray), and they eventually find themselves stranded alone in the middle of the desert with eleven suitcases, a printer, and a laminating machine. At this moment, a new, unplanned journey suddenly begins.
Better than what I got stranded in the desert with. A gunshot wound to the leg and a bad case of syphilis.
Contest rules:
Caption contest closed. Winners being chosen.
You see that girl over there? I bet her pussy smells like curry.
It’s just a quick check for polyps.
I can’t belive we don’t have the same dad
1) Wrist bandage from your failed slashing attempt: $1.50
2) Jock strap to pad your head from wounds sustained during your recent stay in the booby hatch: $3.75
3) Your friends bringing poison along so you can do the job right next time: $400
4) Finding out that the only acting gig you can get since your career has went down the shitter is in Bollywood: Priceless
Even the Oscar after parties sucked this year.
“Hey, hey, Kwik-E Mart. Look, its Apu!…or is it?”
If you thought the first eleventeen seasons of the Amazing Race were rough, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
It finally dawned on them that the low-hanging necklaces, not the putrid Mumbai whores, had given them crabs.
You think she can tell we’re gay?
Hey, is that the Pagoda over there? You’d better run man, I don’t think he’s done with you.
If you can guess what is in the box I am holding you get to keep this man with the mustache. Why does that other man have bandages on his head? That is what happens if you guess incorrectly my friend.
“Holas Amigos, donde esta el hospital?”
“Dude, this is India, here, take this box of explosives.”
“Does this mustache makes me look sexy?”
“We finally found Earth…. just for those damn Cylons to beat the s**t out of us, then welcome us with these effing leis?”
“S**t, this doesn’t look like Hawaii.”
Wow, nobody told me about the ghetto in Oahu…
Wilson: Why didn’t you guys tell me the yellow mala means “one who needs the crap beaten out of”?
Brody: Ooh I can’t wait to find out what red means!
Schwartzman: White must mean “idiot who agreed to wear gay mustache”.
Guy in the background: Hmmm…Owen Wilson in bandages, Jason Schwartzman in an inadvisable mustache, and Adrien Brody, and all three are wearing sports coats…this MUST be a Wes Anderson movie!
OW: Guys, would you come on? I don’t think that Calcutta dentist really knew what he was doing. Ouch.
AB: Dude…
JS: Yeah, dude, seriously. Shut up.
AB: Yeah, shut up about your teeth, we’re trying to sell the Poison Box.
JS: We’re trying to sell the Poison Box, dude.
So THAT’S what a guy has to do to get lei’d in this town!
OW: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
JS: Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there.
AB: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find…
All: The Three Amigos!
OW: This IS my most serious face.
AB: Maybe this creepy-ass smile will deter people from looking in my secret and oh-so-subtle box..
JS: I’m so wistful…
that damn max fischer and his plays…who gave him the budget to do one in india
Charlie’s angels: chug chug chug
Why wouldn’t he let us in? We got a bag of porn and a box of whisky. Those temple dudes are way uptight.
Is that Pia Zadora? Do you think she’ll give us an autograph? Pia! Yoo-hoo!