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Happy Monday, Paris ate it

Paris Hilton

Paparazzi were chasing Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden in Berlin over the weekend and as the two were running away, Paris tripped and fell face first into the hard, unforgiving concrete. Haha, retard. Sadly, no one managed to snap pictures or take video. There was only the before and after. Nevertheless, it was a momentous occasion for both of us. For me, it marked the 100th time I laughed my ass off at Paris’ shortcomings. I celebrated by punching out a cardboard cutout of her. For Paris, it marked the first time her chin smacked against something other than balls. I believe kudos are in order.

Video of Benji crying about it below.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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