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How wonderful
What do you get when two of the world’s greatest pop artists join forces for a duet? Pure unadulterated awesomeness, that’s what. Today on KIIS-FM, Ryan Seacrest debuted “Dramatic”, a co-produced song by Britney Spears and Heidi Montag. OMGWTFLOL!
This is like combining a nagging cough with death or a dirty needle with accidental castration. In other words, absolutely marvelous. Listen to it here and be amazed. I couldn’t tell the difference between Britney and Heidi, but it doesn’t matter because I despise them both.
Who’s the guy with Down syndrome in the pic?
Well, he’s not looking at her tits, not looking at her ass, not coming on to her so that he can stick it in her pooper, so you must be correct, he’s a waterhead!
Waterheads like that generally damage their own cock by trying to shove things like the antlers in the back ground down their piss slits just because it seems like a good idea.