I think your pants are falling down

Kelly Brook was having lunch with her doughy boyfriend Billy Zane the other day and someone must have told her about her pants riding low or her thong riding high because she covered it up. Biggest disappointment of my life.

I wanted to find a news item about Kelly Brook to distract from the fact that this whole post was just me staring at her thong, but I was too busy staring at her thong. I hope you can deal with it.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago

mmm after a day w/ that thong pulled up so high she’ll have a nice case of squeegee of the bunghole! A sure fire cure is my tongue slathering her chapped brown eye and taint.
She can slap me in the face with her jugs as payment.

13 years ago

She is totally inZane. And he looks totally stupid with his shaved head. Why not admit that you are going bald?

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