Kelly Brook was having lunch with her doughy boyfriend Billy Zane the other day and someone must have told her about her pants riding low or her thong riding high because she covered it up. Biggest disappointment of my life.
I wanted to find a news item about Kelly Brook to distract from the fact that this whole post was just me staring at her thong, but I was too busy staring at her thong. I hope you can deal with it.
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Bella Hadid ‘Accidentally’ Shows off Underboob
The Rest of the Web, Friday, 4.28.17
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