It appears Jamie Lynn Spears is ready for marriage as she’s been flashing an engagement ring from Casey Aldridge to her friends in Louisiana and Mississippi. No wedding date has been set. Her baby is expected to arrive in summer.
I’m still weirded out by how young Jamie is. I bet she still thinks babies come from storks. Won’t she be surprised when she’s laying on the hospital bed and an 8 lb demon spawn tears through her vagina. The first words that’ll come out of her mouth will be, “What the hell? WHAT THE HELL?! Errgh, what happened to that god damn bird?!”
Anyway, she looks really excited to be a mother. Can you tell?
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