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Jenna Jameson unveils herself

Jenna Jameson unveiled her new PETA pleather ad on Monday. It was everything you hoped it wouldn’t be. An old, leathery, emaciated Jenna Jameson standing in front of her less old, emaciated and leathery self. In print!

Unsure of how this would convince me to substitute leather with the more animal friendly pleather, I went to McDonald’s, bought a cheeseburger and thought about it. It was the most delicious thinking I’ve ever done.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

WORD!!

I wonder if her cooter has the texture of raw hamburger these days?
I would hope so! Slurping those meat flaps into your mouth… Steak Tar Tar!