Jessica Simpson is in the hospital

Jessica Simpson is currently being treated for a kidney infection at Cedars-Sinai. She checked in on Friday because of aches and a fever. Her boyfriend, Tony Romo, wasn’t there because he had prior commitments in Dallas. For, uhm, charity. Yea, charity. That’s it.

I’ve always wanted to be a doctor at Cedars-Sinai. That way when Jessica comes in I can tell her that she needs to strip naked to be throughly examined with massage oil. Oh, and I’ll tell her not to worry about me getting naked too. I just need to take her temperature. With my penis.

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Mallow Mind
Mallow Mind
14 years ago

Looks like she got a peepee infection from banging her boyfriend. Worse, where did he get it from.
What does this girl do again?

Phillip McCracken
14 years ago

lets hope she dies somehow while in there. wouldnt that be sweet having one less talentless useless smug cunt on the face of the earth?

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