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Kate Beckinsale

Moviefone interviewed Kate Beckinsale and it was all pretty boring until they asked her about eating vagina.

You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team?
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

I think I’m in love. So much so that I wrote a poem for Kate.

“Roses are red,
violets are blue,
won’t you be mine,
because I like vaginas too.
Especially yours.
It’s my number one reoccurring fantasy.
I want to have sex with you.
Like, right now.”

I know the last part didn’t rhyme, but whatever.

Thanks goes to Andie with the rock hard abs.

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I would love to cum in my hand and throw it into her sexy hair!

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capt Cornhole

My Poem: Vagina’s-are-pink-nipples-are-too-I’d-love-to-flip-you-over-and-cum-in-your-cornhole-then-watch-you-poo!

that should get all the ladies hot!

Herman B
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you nasty tiny thang. is that sugar on those lips. i will f*ck you silly.

Herman B
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let me smell your pussy breath. you little cunt.

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you all are disgusting and so is what she said. too much information. next time keep that info to yourself.

Grobianus
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Vagina monologue??

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Rick Peterson

She should’ve said she’d rather eat liver than eat sushi!

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