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Kate Beckinsale

Moviefone interviewed Kate Beckinsale and it was all pretty boring until they asked her about eating vagina.

You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team?
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.

I think I’m in love. So much so that I wrote a poem for Kate.

“Roses are red,
violets are blue,
won’t you be mine,
because I like vaginas too.
Especially yours.
It’s my number one reoccurring fantasy.
I want to have sex with you.
Like, right now.”

I know the last part didn’t rhyme, but whatever.

Thanks goes to Andie with the rock hard abs.

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capt Cornhole
capt Cornhole
12 years ago

I would love to cum in my hand and throw it into her sexy hair!

capt Cornhole
capt Cornhole
12 years ago

My Poem: Vagina’s-are-pink-nipples-are-too-I’d-love-to-flip-you-over-and-cum-in-your-cornhole-then-watch-you-poo!

that should get all the ladies hot!

Herman B
12 years ago

you nasty tiny thang. is that sugar on those lips. i will f*ck you silly.

Herman B
12 years ago

let me smell your pussy breath. you little cunt.

anon
anon
12 years ago

you all are disgusting and so is what she said. too much information. next time keep that info to yourself.

Grobianus
12 years ago

Vagina monologue??

Rick Peterson
Rick Peterson
11 years ago

She should’ve said she’d rather eat liver than eat sushi!

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