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Kristen Bell is cleavagey

Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell made an appearance at the Alzheimer’s Association’s “A Night At Sardi’s.” Here’s where I make a joke about her cleavage being unforgettable or how the people with with Alzheimer’s will always remember her boobs despite easily forgetting where they live and that you go poop in a toilet, not on the floor in the middle of a supermarket. You’d groan at the obvious joke, but chuckle at the same time because it’s sort of funny that old people are forgetful. Then I’d say, “Aww, thanks for giggling. You’re too kind,” and we’d hold each other’s hands whilst we spin around in a field of daisies.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

Is it just me…or are you going through a bit of a mammary phase?

I can understand as I constantly have ass’ and assholes on the brain. But at times I venture out and gander at midget vegetable porn (stubby little fingers wrapped around gourd…mmmm), fuzzy sweaters, and wood working tools.

capt cornhole
capt cornhole
12 years ago

Meaning you knocked one out complete w/ vice grips and nut cord! Good boy! There’s hope for you.

I would rather bury my face in damn near any womans ass than do more than give her tits the obligatory suck on the way down south.

Not to say I don’t appreciate a nice paint job on a car.

Nice tits = nice paint job!

E
E
12 years ago

Man those are large calves.

deadringer
deadringer
12 years ago

I am soooo not impressed with this chick. Like someone said earlier, look at those fat legs. And she really doesn’t have much of a chest. And oh yea, her face is quite manly.

Hmm
Hmm
12 years ago

Yeah, I’ll get calves liposuction if i were her.

But those chests are pretty big. Just because she didn’t wear a push-up bra like half the girls wearing a low cut dress. I’m guessing that’s a D cup. Any bigger won’t be that attractive, imo.

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