More boring Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima

Here’s another interview Adriana Lima did with GQ. This one is from a while ago. This goes to show how blah this girl is. No sex until after marriage. Go to church every Sunday. She won’t even give out her age (26, as of this writing).

Adriana on what she wanted to be when she was a kid:

Did you always plan on being a supermodel?
When I started, I was too young to know what I wanted. But today I would like to be a doctor. I want to be a pediatry…how do you call it, pediatrician?

Yeah. Pediatrician. So you like kids?
Not really. Depends. If they act well behaved, yes. When they start screaming, I don’t like them. But this is my plan. I might change my mind. For now, God has given me a lot of work.

Me too. I couldn’t care less about people and their problems, that’s why I wanted to be a therapist.

Adriana on sex before marriage:

Look, I’m Catholic, too, but there’s a lot of things about the church that make it hard to date within its rules, don’t you think?
Like what?

Birth control, premarital sex…
Well, you know, sex is just for after marriage.

Say what?
Sex is for after marriage.

I bet she’s a tiger in the sack. Rawr.

Adriana on what she finds attractive in a guy:

So except for the man you’re so in love with, who is your idea of a really hot guy?
My man.

Besides him.
I can’t look at another guy! I can’t. I swear. I’m blocked. I cannot look.


Adriana on what you should do to approach her:

But how do guys–when you’re out and you’re at a club or a restaurant or an event, how do guys approach–
Don’t approach me.

They don’t approach you?
No, I say: Do not.

Ok, ok. Calm down. I won’t approach you! But, can we compromise? Let me at least jack off to you outside of your window. No? Whoa, no need to dial 911. Jeez, why are you so uptight.

  • Rancid Miller

    Where’d the other comments go?

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