Paris Hilton has been cleansed

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was blessed by a shaman the other day and guess what. It worked! Now she’s even dumber than last week. Hurrah!

Being or looking like an old Asian guy with a beard must be the cushiest job in Hollywood because 50 years of borderline racist movies have taught us that Asians are studious, know some type of martial art and have mystical powers from the Orient. Also, the funnier their accent, the wiser they are. Combine that with the fact that a lot of celebrities are retarded and I’ll bet you this guy is loaded. He probably goes home, takes off his robe, slips into his $500 silk boxers, which by the way feels fantastic against his nuts, and watches Lost on his 120 inch LCD.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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