Paris Hilton threw herself a party

Not content to stay idle in South Africa and having run out of places for photo ops, Paris Hilton organized a VIP party for herself in Johannesburg. With less than 24 hours notice, Paris had created her own little Les Deux.

Inside, the couple were affectionate as they hung out in the VIP section. Paris welcomed her fans from a distance via a microphone, declaring that she “loved South Africa, the accent and everyone.”

Whenever Hilton leaned over the balcony of the VIP area, she waved and the crowd went hysterical every time, according to an observer.

The party quickly died down after the hostess departed close to 2.30 am.

The only reason the crowd cheered when Paris leaned over the balcony was because they hoped she’d fall. She didn’t. They were really disappointed. Worst party ever? Yea, worst party ever.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago

Her face reminds me of the time I got a napkin ring stuck on my johnson while trying to improv a cock ring. After making a mess all over the neighbor girl backpack, I tried to pull off the ring, but my rod was too swollen up and wouldn’t get soft. After a while it started to hurt a bit. I tried cold water. Nothing my cock would go soft. Well about that time the girls mother was coming home. I wasn’t sure if I should try and jerk off again or hide. I started pulling on my cock again.… Read more »

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