Sarah Jessica Parker won something

A few questions come to mind when I look at these pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker accepting a Vanguard award at ShoWest. Firstly, Sarah Jessica Parker plays a purveyor of fashion in Sex and the City. I think? So, why did she come to this awards show looking like an old lady/witch/fugly thing? Secondly, since when have horses been able to stand on their hind legs? Did something happen while I was asleep? Can evolution occur this quickly?

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
14 years ago

You gotta wonder where she buys her mirrors!? Or what the hell she think she sees in them? Bitch is UGLY!!! That grill of her would stop a train! But she walk around like she’s a beauty? You know Matthew Broderick is doing it doggy style w/ her. Damn straight I would be! Would you want that grunting mug of her two inches from your face? She might rub the wart on your face. Or try to make you suck on it or lick it! I’d get the willies and my cock would go soft if I touched that nasty… Read more »

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
14 years ago

old news….but new story…

She should use some of that cash to get a bit of facial work done. I mean, I could give her some facial work, but that would wash off in the shower.