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Scientology is cunning

Will Smith

The new issue of Radar Magazine claims that Will Smith, Jada Pinkett and Kimora Lee Simmons are the newest celebrity members of Scientology. A big win for the zany group of alien worshipers because they’ve been aiming for more African American members (they opened up a center in Harlem in 2003) and as you may have noticed, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are black. They’re hoping that by having big African American stars they’ll convince other African Americans that the church isn’t only a place for crazy white people. It’s a place for crazy black people too!

In January, Smith was rumored to have given crew members a card good for a free personality test at the local Scientology center for a wrap present. Of course, Smith’s reps deny any affiliation, but sources insist the two are becoming more and more involved in the church.

“It’s not so much that anyone is upset that Will is becoming a Scientologist,” the source added after seeing a copy of the nine-page Radar piece. “It’s that as he becomes more involved, you’d think he’d sort of help fly the flag with Tom (Cruise), who seems to only get a bad rap for it, while Will does this and comes through just fine.”

I think a good way to increase African Americans membership would be to rent a huge, flashing billboard in the middle of Compton that says, “Scientology loves black peoples.” If they really want it to be effective, they should replace “black peoples” with the N word. Try it Scientology. The results may surprise you.

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SciSpy
12 years ago

Scientology is a dangerous “religion” and I use that term lightly.

Read up on these sites;

http://whyaretheydead.net

http://enturbulation.org

http://exscientologykids.com

Please do your part to stop these people.

It’s the only religion that costs you to learn.

Lissa
10 years ago
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Unfortunately, it is not the only cult that charges to “learn” its secrets. Landmark Forum is EST updated for the 90’s and ’00’s. This sick group masquerades as a human potential movement that ostensibly helps people become the fully productive workers that they are deep down. Except it is bunk and they charge $350 for the first seminar and it gets pricier from there.

Don’t be fooled. This is cult mind control.

Terryeo
Terryeo
12 years ago

I agree with SciSpy – scientology is an extremely dangerous organisation. I would suggest looking at http://www.xenu.net for further information.

Anita
Anita
12 years ago

That’s God punishement to scientology for having abusing Tom’s health and wealth.

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