This video posted yesterday on Steve-O’s YouTube account shows you exactly why I don’t like being kicked in the balls, have firecrackers launched off my balls or have my balls nailed to a board. The side-effects are that you become retarded. Or is being retarded a prerequisite? Look, I don’t know. I’m not a psychologist. All I know is that Steve-O was sent to Thalians Mental Health Center on Sunday for being crazy and that if you come at my balls with anything other than Heidi Klum’s tongue, I will beat you with my shoe.
I love the fact that the guy says he’s sober, but when he looks into the camera he still has white powder in his nose.
Update: He just wrote on his blog.
“You should all know I am in the looney bin”
“They call it “code 5150,” that means “psycho,”legally, f*ckin bat-sh*t, certifiably. I’m outta my mind, believe-you-me. How’d I get this way? How can this be? It’s gotten so bad there’s nothing left of me.”
“Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, Big Regg, Swizz, Rick Kosick, Dimitry Elyaschevich, Cordell Mansfield, and Trip Taylor came to my home and, physcially [sic], forced me into the hospital.”