Stuff you probably don’t care about

Paris Hilton

Something is growing on Paris: The Daily Mail calls that thing on her foot an “unsightly throbbing bunion.” I call it freaking disgusting.

Horton Hears a Who over 21 and Stop-Loss: Can this lovable children’s film about an elephant triumph over card counters and patriotism? I was unquestionably wrong last week so… probably not.

The Hills movie a possibility: Lauren Conrad recently hinted that a Hills movie was likely. Speaking with MTV blog, Lauren said, “We have kind of talked about it,” she said with a big smile that seemed to say, “we have ABSOLUTELY talked about it.” MTV has already begun the long drawn out process of filming Lauren’s pensive stares to use at the end of scenes.

Katie Holmes to make her Broadway debut: The Daily Mail strikes again. This time revealing Katie Holmes eagerness to star in the Broadway revival of All My Sons. So if you’ve ever wanted to see a robotic, subdued performance from the former doe-eyed and energetic Dawson’s Creek star, live. on stage, then you’re in luck.

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