Winona Ryder likes five fingered discounts

Winona Ryder

In 2002, Winona Ryder was convicted of shoplifting $6,000 worth of clothing from Saks Fith Avenue. Now, six years later, Winona was caught shoplifting again. This time stealing make-up from a CVC Pharmacy in Hollywood after buying a bunch of stuff.

A store employee is quoted as saying: “Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store.

“When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for.”

And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: “I don’t know how that happened.”

The store employee added: “We took unpaid items back and she left the store.”

From Saks to CVC. How her star has fallen. She did have a good excuse though. She claimed ignorance. I’m going to say that next time I attempt anal. The girl will be all like, “Hey, why is your penis in my rectum?,” and I’ll be all like, “I don’t know how that happened.” Finally, we’ll both break out in laughter like it was a Mentos commercial and then I’ll continue doing her up the butt.

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Ever since Johnnie Depp did an interview in the early 90’s and alluded to Winona fucking like a evil beast I’ve been taken w/ her.
She grunts, sweats, and fucks like horny gorilla.

I don’t know about a “five finger discount”; but, I would love to try and give her my whole fist in either her twat or cornhole. I think of it as a challenge. My fat farmer hands against her tiny holes.

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