I ran into Paris Hilton at the airport yesterday. She’s actually pretty nice. She bought me a few drinks and we hung out and I promised to stop making fun of her. For a while. Then she left to go meet up with that asshole Benji Madden. Haha. April Fool’s! I actually stayed home all day yesterday and cried into my pillow. Joke’s on you, loser!
By the way, that video above has nothing to do with anything at all. Sorry.
- Bastardly: Evangelina Carrozo in H Magazine
- Drunken Stepfather: Jessica Sutta is a lonely Pussycat Doll
- CityRag: Celine Dion on the pot
- Bossip: Chris Stokes is looking for someone to play butt darts
- FHM: Siobahn Parekh – I can’t pronounce it, but she’s sort of pretty
- Celebslam: Nicole Richie is not happy
- Celebitchy: PETA offers Britney Spears a job
- ASL: Jennifer Aniston starts her own production company
- Dlisted: Owen Wilson must be a masochist
- CS: Adam Sandler broke his ankle