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Amy Winehouse’s life is terrific

Amy Winehouse

Think you have a wonderful life? Well, you don’t. Amy Winehouse’s is more wonderful. The 24 year old songstress — not sure if that’s even a correct label anymore — is to be questioned by police and may face a possible six month jail sentence. This comes after Amy allegedly headbutted a guy trying to help her into a cab and then punched another guy in the face. And guess what? She may have been high. Oh, I know. Who would have thunk it?

Onlookers told how the married singer also SNOGGED a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks.

She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home.

Clearly this story is a pack of lies. My innocent Amy wouldn’t do such horrible things. She’s a little angel sent from heaven to bless the world with happiness. Look at that face. Can you honestly tell me that something so adorable is capable of all this?

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