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Attention whore alert

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has proposed a double wedding between her and Benji Madden and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Paris, severely overestimating her and her cohorts’ popularity, believes the wedding photos will go for millions.

“She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.” Hilton’s rep said, “Not true whatsoever.”

Paris should watch out. One day when a lion is released into her home by a sexy man in a ski mask and it starts biting her arm off and Paris cries for help, people will think she’s attention whoring again. And she probably is. I mean, what idiot soaks all their dresses in raw meat? Heh heh heh.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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