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Attention whore alert

Paris Hilton has proposed a double wedding between her and Benji Madden and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Paris, severely overestimating her and her cohorts’ popularity, believes the wedding photos will go for millions.

“She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.” Hilton’s rep said, “Not true whatsoever.”

Paris should watch out. One day when a lion is released into her home by a sexy man in a ski mask and it starts biting her arm off and Paris cries for help, people will think she’s attention whoring again. And she probably is. I mean, what idiot soaks all their dresses in raw meat? Heh heh heh.

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