Normally I don’t post pictures of this fug monster in anything less than a snow suit, but I feel it is my duty as a scientist to document new species no matter how disturbing. Here we have something called a Brooke Hogan. Judging by her thick, muscular thighs, she’s able to squat thrust a baby elephant and judging by her face, she’s able to make a penis shrivel with a flutter of her eye. Oh, yes! It’s an exciting time for scientists everywhere!