Normally I don’t post pictures of this fug monster in anything less than a snow suit, but I feel it is my duty as a scientist to document new species no matter how disturbing. Here we have something called a Brooke Hogan. Judging by her thick, muscular thighs, she’s able to squat thrust a baby elephant and judging by her face, she’s able to make a penis shrivel with a flutter of her eye. Oh, yes! It’s an exciting time for scientists everywhere!
None of ya’ll can tell me if you were doing her doggy style you wouldn’t wet up your thumb and jam it to the knuckle up her crap chute.
Once you’ve pulled that move off, you’re just one slip away from cornholing her.
With a skinny girl, the legs get all weak and shaky. With stalks like her, she could take a mean wrecking ball like cornholing and keep on pushing back for more.
I’ll bet she’s a grunter too. Grunters get me really hot.
She looks like a pooper.
You’d do her in a heart-beat just to hear her grunt!
and I’d do her just to sniff my fingers later.
Yummy