Winners for the caption contest are as follows:
Winners have 48 hours to respond to my email with their mailing info.
Ryan Gosling stars in Lars and the Real Girl which comes out on DVD next Tuesday. It’s a touching film about “a delusional young guy who strikes up an unconventional relationship with a doll he finds on the Internet.” (See? You’re not the only one!) Three winners will be chosen to receive a DVD of the movie.
Rules are simple:
Contest ends Thursday April 10, 2008. I will decide the winner by how handsome I look in the mirror that day.
Bianca looked over at Lars, so deeply engrossed in the latest issue of Star, and thought, “God, what an airhead…”
Relax honey, after all those nights you’ve just got to be pregnent this time. The doctor will be right with us.
Its ok, baby. Just need my vinyl allergy meds and its ON!
It says here in Cosmo that if I align my pelvic bone with your c-spot, your orgasm will be more pronounced. Maybe we don’t need this sex coach after all!
This jacket covers my erection perfectly…
Article Title:
“How to Tell if Your Girlfriend Is Faking”
Is it just me, or is Demi looking hotter than ever these days?
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Gosling. You are going to have a baby.
And you thought your girlfriend was a dead fish!
brad and angelina (giggles) smoke a joint.
“Don’t worry Katie, I’ll have you back home before Tom even notices you’re gone.”
“I knew I should of pulled out. I’m not ready to be a Dad to a Cabbage Patch Doll!!!!”
THE PERFECT WIFE, DOESN’T SAY NO TO ANYTHING AND KEEPS HER MOUTH SHUT UNLESS I OPEN IT.I THINK THIS COULD BE THE REAL THING.
“Why didn’t you tell me these boots don’t look good with these pants? Everybody is staring at me?!”
” Honey, believe me, they are NOT looking at your shoes!”
“We’re waiting to find out if it’ll be a Ken or a Barbie so we can start painting the nursery.”
1) Are we gonna talk about this, or are you just gonna keep ignoring me?
2) Well thats interesting, according to this study, last year over nine billion lbs of polymers were recycl…oh, I’m sorry baby.
3) RG: You know I don’t like that bitch.
L: For the last time, honey, Becky and I are just friends.
Rick Salomon’s new girlfriend. Amazingly more plastic than Pamela Anderson!
Damn, I could have bought a better looking one than you…
“Future Calvin minus Hobbes”
Okay, this is our 5th time here at the clinic checking up. Oh hey its an adult magazine!
You know what they say, “Once you go white, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.”
This is the last time I buy anything used, i thought crabs and std’s couldn’t live on plastic.
I’m sure your new boobs will look great!!!!
It’s Ashton and Demi!!!!!
So Lars…You know I am plastic and I don’t really need to go to the OB/GYN