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Winners: Lars and the Real Girl DVD giveaway

Lars and the Real Girl

Winners for the caption contest are as follows:

  1. Jason – “So I found an old inner-tube in the garage the other day, and I was thinkin’ ‘how ’bout a three-way’?”
  2. Steve – “I knew I should of pulled out. I’m not ready to be a Dad to a Cabbage Patch Doll!!!!”
  3. Daniela – Its ok, baby. Just need my vinyl allergy meds and its ON!

Winners have 48 hours to respond to my email with their mailing info.

Ryan Gosling stars in Lars and the Real Girl which comes out on DVD next Tuesday. It’s a touching film about “a delusional young guy who strikes up an unconventional relationship with a doll he finds on the Internet.” (See? You’re not the only one!) Three winners will be chosen to receive a DVD of the movie.

Rules are simple:

  1. Come up with a witty caption for the picture above
  2. Write it down as a comment using/leaving a valid e-mail address or email it to me at theblemish (at) gmail.com with the subject “Lars and the Real Girl contest”.
  3. Go clean your Real Doll.

Contest ends Thursday April 10, 2008. I will decide the winner by how handsome I look in the mirror that day.

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G.
G.
12 years ago

Bianca looked over at Lars, so deeply engrossed in the latest issue of Star, and thought, “God, what an airhead…”

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

Relax honey, after all those nights you’ve just got to be pregnent this time. The doctor will be right with us.

Daniela
12 years ago

Its ok, baby. Just need my vinyl allergy meds and its ON!

JJ
JJ
12 years ago

It says here in Cosmo that if I align my pelvic bone with your c-spot, your orgasm will be more pronounced. Maybe we don’t need this sex coach after all!

Brady J. Frey
12 years ago

This jacket covers my erection perfectly…

crr
crr
12 years ago

Article Title:

“How to Tell if Your Girlfriend Is Faking”

bruswain
bruswain
12 years ago

Is it just me, or is Demi looking hotter than ever these days?

Pritam
Pritam
12 years ago

Congratulations Mr and Mrs Gosling. You are going to have a baby.

Paul Craig
Paul Craig
12 years ago

And you thought your girlfriend was a dead fish!

Herman B
12 years ago

brad and angelina (giggles) smoke a joint.

Hound
Hound
12 years ago

“Don’t worry Katie, I’ll have you back home before Tom even notices you’re gone.”

Steve
Steve
12 years ago

“I knew I should of pulled out. I’m not ready to be a Dad to a Cabbage Patch Doll!!!!”

JESSIE
JESSIE
12 years ago

THE PERFECT WIFE, DOESN’T SAY NO TO ANYTHING AND KEEPS HER MOUTH SHUT UNLESS I OPEN IT.I THINK THIS COULD BE THE REAL THING.

Julie
Julie
12 years ago

“Why didn’t you tell me these boots don’t look good with these pants? Everybody is staring at me?!”
” Honey, believe me, they are NOT looking at your shoes!”

Steve
Steve
12 years ago

“We’re waiting to find out if it’ll be a Ken or a Barbie so we can start painting the nursery.”

Josh
Josh
12 years ago

1) Are we gonna talk about this, or are you just gonna keep ignoring me?

2) Well thats interesting, according to this study, last year over nine billion lbs of polymers were recycl…oh, I’m sorry baby.

3) RG: You know I don’t like that bitch.
L: For the last time, honey, Becky and I are just friends.

Maritza
Maritza
12 years ago

Rick Salomon’s new girlfriend. Amazingly more plastic than Pamela Anderson!

monkee
monkee
12 years ago

Damn, I could have bought a better looking one than you…

weew
weew
12 years ago

“Future Calvin minus Hobbes”

Anton Duong
12 years ago

Okay, this is our 5th time here at the clinic checking up. Oh hey its an adult magazine!

Albi
Albi
12 years ago

You know what they say, “Once you go white, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.”

MIKE
MIKE
12 years ago

This is the last time I buy anything used, i thought crabs and std’s couldn’t live on plastic.

Paul T
Paul T
12 years ago

I’m sure your new boobs will look great!!!!

Holly
Holly
12 years ago

It’s Ashton and Demi!!!!!

Robin Ross
Robin Ross
12 years ago

So Lars…You know I am plastic and I don’t really need to go to the OB/GYN

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