Winners: Lars and the Real Girl DVD giveaway

Lars and the Real Girl

Winners for the caption contest are as follows:

  1. Jason – “So I found an old inner-tube in the garage the other day, and I was thinkin’ ‘how ’bout a three-way’?”
  2. Steve – “I knew I should of pulled out. I’m not ready to be a Dad to a Cabbage Patch Doll!!!!”
  3. Daniela – Its ok, baby. Just need my vinyl allergy meds and its ON!

Winners have 48 hours to respond to my email with their mailing info.

Ryan Gosling stars in Lars and the Real Girl which comes out on DVD next Tuesday. It’s a touching film about “a delusional young guy who strikes up an unconventional relationship with a doll he finds on the Internet.” (See? You’re not the only one!) Three winners will be chosen to receive a DVD of the movie.

Rules are simple:

  1. Come up with a witty caption for the picture above
  2. Write it down as a comment using/leaving a valid e-mail address or email it to me at theblemish (at) with the subject “Lars and the Real Girl contest”.
  3. Go clean your Real Doll.

Contest ends Thursday April 10, 2008. I will decide the winner by how handsome I look in the mirror that day.

  • G.

    Bianca looked over at Lars, so deeply engrossed in the latest issue of Star, and thought, “God, what an airhead…”

  • capt. cornhole

    Relax honey, after all those nights you’ve just got to be pregnent this time. The doctor will be right with us.

  • Its ok, baby. Just need my vinyl allergy meds and its ON!

  • JJ

    It says here in Cosmo that if I align my pelvic bone with your c-spot, your orgasm will be more pronounced. Maybe we don’t need this sex coach after all!

  • This jacket covers my erection perfectly…

  • crr

    Article Title:

    “How to Tell if Your Girlfriend Is Faking”

  • bruswain

    Is it just me, or is Demi looking hotter than ever these days?

  • Pritam

    Congratulations Mr and Mrs Gosling. You are going to have a baby.

  • Paul Craig

    And you thought your girlfriend was a dead fish!

  • brad and angelina (giggles) smoke a joint.

  • Hound

    “Don’t worry Katie, I’ll have you back home before Tom even notices you’re gone.”

  • Steve

    “I knew I should of pulled out. I’m not ready to be a Dad to a Cabbage Patch Doll!!!!”



  • Julie

    “Why didn’t you tell me these boots don’t look good with these pants? Everybody is staring at me?!”
    ” Honey, believe me, they are NOT looking at your shoes!”

  • Steve

    “We’re waiting to find out if it’ll be a Ken or a Barbie so we can start painting the nursery.”

  • Josh

    1) Are we gonna talk about this, or are you just gonna keep ignoring me?

    2) Well thats interesting, according to this study, last year over nine billion lbs of polymers were recycl…oh, I’m sorry baby.

    3) RG: You know I don’t like that bitch.
    L: For the last time, honey, Becky and I are just friends.

  • Maritza

    Rick Salomon’s new girlfriend. Amazingly more plastic than Pamela Anderson!

  • monkee

    Damn, I could have bought a better looking one than you…

  • weew

    “Future Calvin minus Hobbes”

  • Okay, this is our 5th time here at the clinic checking up. Oh hey its an adult magazine!

  • Albi

    You know what they say, “Once you go white, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.”

  • MIKE

    This is the last time I buy anything used, i thought crabs and std’s couldn’t live on plastic.

  • Paul T

    I’m sure your new boobs will look great!!!!

  • Holly

    It’s Ashton and Demi!!!!!

  • Robin Ross

    So Lars…You know I am plastic and I don’t really need to go to the OB/GYN

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