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Winners: Lions For Lambs DVD giveaway

Tom Cruise

I wanted to pick more than three this time, but like Highlander, there can only be one three (dammit). Winners for this contest, in no particular order:

  • Josh: Wait, do farts have lumps?
  • David: Hmm. Have I gone too far? Or am I too far gone?
  • Suze: Did I remember to give Katie her drugs and lock the door to keep her in? I better call someone

Winners have 48 hours to respond to my email with their mailing info.

Tommy Cruise stars in Lions for Lambs. A movie about war and stuff. Now you can win this movie about war and stuff by coming up with a clever caption. Three winners will be chosen to receive the Lions for Lambs DVD.

Rules are simple:

  1. Come up with a witty caption for the picture above
  2. Write it down as a comment or email it to me at theblemish (at) gmail.com with the subject “Lions for Lambs contest” using/leaving a valid e-mail address
  3. Rest your pudgy fingers, fatty

Contest ends Friday April 4, 2008. I will decide the winner by e-meter.

  • tom bruise

    you can keep that shit

  • Ryan Morano

    Shit! Scientology isn’t real? I ate that placenta for nothing?!

  • Ramil

    Tom Cruise contemplates his next celebrity Scientology victim.

  • Suze

    Did I remember to give Katie her drugs and lock the door to keep her in? I better call someone

  • capt. cornhole

    Decisions, Decisions…

    Should I order the smooth Asian 10 year old boy, the darker 13 year old Indian boy, the blond slightly muscled 16 year old, or should I just have the lumberjack come over and fist me again!

  • Josh

    Wait, do farts have lumps?

  • crr

    Quiet my friend….

    Now, don’t you dare tell anyone that I am gay or I’ll be forced to eat the magic cyanide pill in my ring which will transport me to the Hubbard Mothership, effectively ending my reign on earth prematurely!

  • That was great Josh, that one made me snicker outloud at the workplace.

    My additions, but you can keep the DVD:
    “Your size is impressive, Robert.”
    or
    “Yeah, too big. Wrong butt plug today.”

  • sj

    “Yes sir, that is very impressive. Could you jump up and down a little bit so I can get a real picture of what we’re dealing with here?”

  • Steve

    “I won’t ask if you don’t tell!!!”

  • David Musto

    Hmm. Have I gone too far? Or am I too far gone?

  • Suri? With the fringe on top?

  • “Praying to Ron Hubbard hasn’t helped my movie career at all,” Tom thinks to himself while on the set of “Lions for Lambs”

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