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Winners: Lions For Lambs DVD giveaway

Tom Cruise

I wanted to pick more than three this time, but like Highlander, there can only be one three (dammit). Winners for this contest, in no particular order:

  • Josh: Wait, do farts have lumps?
  • David: Hmm. Have I gone too far? Or am I too far gone?
  • Suze: Did I remember to give Katie her drugs and lock the door to keep her in? I better call someone

Winners have 48 hours to respond to my email with their mailing info.

Tommy Cruise stars in Lions for Lambs. A movie about war and stuff. Now you can win this movie about war and stuff by coming up with a clever caption. Three winners will be chosen to receive the Lions for Lambs DVD.

Rules are simple:

  1. Come up with a witty caption for the picture above
  2. Write it down as a comment or email it to me at theblemish (at) gmail.com with the subject “Lions for Lambs contest” using/leaving a valid e-mail address
  3. Rest your pudgy fingers, fatty

Contest ends Friday April 4, 2008. I will decide the winner by e-meter.

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tom bruise
tom bruise
12 years ago

you can keep that s**t

Ryan Morano
Ryan Morano
12 years ago

S**t! Scientology isn’t real? I ate that placenta for nothing?!

Ramil
Ramil
12 years ago

Tom Cruise contemplates his next celebrity Scientology victim.

Suze
Suze
12 years ago

Did I remember to give Katie her drugs and lock the door to keep her in? I better call someone

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

Decisions, Decisions…

Should I order the smooth Asian 10 year old boy, the darker 13 year old Indian boy, the blond slightly muscled 16 year old, or should I just have the lumberjack come over and fist me again!

Josh
Josh
12 years ago

Wait, do farts have lumps?

crr
crr
12 years ago

Quiet my friend….

Now, don’t you dare tell anyone that I am gay or I’ll be forced to eat the magic cyanide pill in my ring which will transport me to the Hubbard Mothership, effectively ending my reign on earth prematurely!

Brady J. Frey
12 years ago

That was great Josh, that one made me snicker outloud at the workplace.

My additions, but you can keep the DVD:
“Your size is impressive, Robert.”
or
“Yeah, too big. Wrong butt plug today.”

sj
sj
12 years ago

“Yes sir, that is very impressive. Could you jump up and down a little bit so I can get a real picture of what we’re dealing with here?”

Steve
Steve
12 years ago

“I won’t ask if you don’t tell!!!”

David Musto
David Musto
12 years ago

Hmm. Have I gone too far? Or am I too far gone?

Daniela
12 years ago

Suri? With the fringe on top?

Knight Diver
12 years ago

“Praying to Ron Hubbard hasn’t helped my movie career at all,” Tom thinks to himself while on the set of “Lions for Lambs”

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