I wanted to pick more than three this time, but like Highlander, there can only be one three (dammit). Winners for this contest, in no particular order:
Winners have 48 hours to respond to my email with their mailing info.
Tommy Cruise stars in Lions for Lambs. A movie about war and stuff. Now you can win this movie about war and stuff by coming up with a clever caption. Three winners will be chosen to receive the Lions for Lambs DVD.
Rules are simple:
Contest ends Friday April 4, 2008. I will decide the winner by e-meter.
you can keep that s**t
S**t! Scientology isn’t real? I ate that placenta for nothing?!
Tom Cruise contemplates his next celebrity Scientology victim.
Did I remember to give Katie her drugs and lock the door to keep her in? I better call someone
Decisions, Decisions…
Should I order the smooth Asian 10 year old boy, the darker 13 year old Indian boy, the blond slightly muscled 16 year old, or should I just have the lumberjack come over and fist me again!
Wait, do farts have lumps?
Quiet my friend….
Now, don’t you dare tell anyone that I am gay or I’ll be forced to eat the magic cyanide pill in my ring which will transport me to the Hubbard Mothership, effectively ending my reign on earth prematurely!
That was great Josh, that one made me snicker outloud at the workplace.
My additions, but you can keep the DVD:
“Your size is impressive, Robert.”
or
“Yeah, too big. Wrong butt plug today.”
“Yes sir, that is very impressive. Could you jump up and down a little bit so I can get a real picture of what we’re dealing with here?”
“I won’t ask if you don’t tell!!!”
Hmm. Have I gone too far? Or am I too far gone?
Suri? With the fringe on top?
“Praying to Ron Hubbard hasn’t helped my movie career at all,” Tom thinks to himself while on the set of “Lions for Lambs”