Photographers these days no longer want to simply photograph a topless model. They want to be creative. They want their photos to be meaningful, powerful, spiritual. They want to cover models like Dita Von Teese with silver paint and send a message. Devil may care how vague it is. To this I say, stop. Just, stop. I like my topless women topless. I don’t want to be staring at a picture with my pants around my ankles trying to figure out whether I’m about to whack off to a chick with really big boobs or a creepy, life-like robot invented by some super smart Japanese researcher.
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