Halle Berry in no hurry to whore out her baby

Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez have all sold their babies to the highest bidder in light speed after their births. Halle Berry, on the other hand, hasn’t yet pimped out daughter Nahla. That’s not to say she won’t be doing it since photos are currently being shopped around. MSNBC explains

One magazine editor said that “photos are being shopped, but nothing’s been settled,” so we’re left to wonder if Berry will bring Nahla to the Halle Berry Celebrity Golf Classic on April 27. At the very least, the actress will be revealing her post-baby body.

Halle’s doing yoga, swimming and weight lifting to get back in shape for the golf tournament. Which makes more sense than putting a baby on the cover of a magazine. I’d rather see Halle and her post-pregnancy breasts than her baby. No matter how cute it is. Nahla could be hugging a teddy bear twice her size while Snoopy dances in front of her and I’d still kick her out of the way like Garfield does to Odie just so I could stare at her mommy’s insane rack.