Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are separating?
No longer happy living under Tom Cruise’s dainty fist, Katie Holmes, having been offered a role on Broadway, has decided to move to New York as part of a trial separation. Tom Cruise will allow it. On one condition. She can’t take Suri with her. Star writes,
“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away,” an insider tells Star. “There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie – or Suri – out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her.”
Tom Cruise is a menacing five feet tall. Him giving orders must be hilarious. That’s probably the reason Katie wants out. He keeps kicking her shins when she laughs at him. That and she’s tired of the revolving door of men from Tom’s bedroom. Tom says they’re his advisers, but the only thing they seem to advise him on is where to stick his fist-shaped dildo. (Hint: It’s not in the air ala Rage Against the Machine)
Wowee Wow Wow Wow…Is that picture of Katie? She looks tired and has dark circles under her eyes. I feel bad for her. It must be awful having a bossy husband. I liked her hair better longer maybe she got in a bad mood and chopped it off or something to spite Tom? Poor lil thing. Run Katie Run! Take your baby and don’t let him know your going anywhere. Wait till he is gone and grab the diaper bags! Unless you want to just go by yourself that is. Man this is not the 19th century. Don’t let someone… Read more »
Hmm, I had already given up on Katie Holmes. I actually thought Tom had completely silenced her and that she had become a good little Scientology sheep. Maybe not…
uuumm. katie holmes. i’d love to cure her headache. take two of these, and put this in your mouth and suck.
Katie looks like a 50 year old cult follower woman (like the ones they keep showing at that compound in Texas that let their little girls get ‘married’ as kids)
Scientology is hateful and is not a religion at all.
Where is Jett Travolta anyway? John and Kelly act as if he doesn’t exist. If Katie has any ounce of human in her at all she will run and take Suri with her.
I’ve read that Jett Travolta has severe autism, and can’t communicate at all. The parents are in denial it seems.