Outside of the over-hyped restaurant, Nobu, Lily Allen asked photographers if they knew what she had a “really good mouth for.” Sensing paparazzi were befuddled as to what it was, Lily bragged that she gave really good head. The “best in London.” To prove her claims, Lily Allen attempted to blow me. I told her I had a headache and wasn’t feeling it, but being the nice guy that I am, I let her do it anyway. The consensus? Meh, it was alright.
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