Lindsay Lohan sabatoges her own record

Lindsay Lohan’s record label Universal Motown hope for a smash hit with the twice… thrice (?) rehabbed movie star’s upcoming album despite Lindsay doing everything she can to ruin it. Universal scheduled a meeting with the world’s most wanted producer Timbaland, but she canceled on him twice. Lohan’s rep denies there was ever a meeting. Regardless, Ne-Yo, who’s created hits for Rihanna, Usher and Celine Dion is “still on board.” Although, he may also be frustrated.

The source said Lindsay had rejected some initial tracks from the star-maker, who has created hits for Rihanna, Usher and Celine Dion. But he is still in talks to work with the rehabbed pop star, and staffers hope that one song will make the cut.

This album will most likely suck hard. They should just record Lindsay banging some dude for 45 minutes and release that. That’s something I’d listen to on the way to work and when I go to bed. Some people fall asleep to the soothing sounds of the Amazon rain forest. I like to fall asleep to the sexy sounds of Lindsay Lohan as she’s being slammed from behind.