Lindsay Lohan has been to rehab three, four… a lot of times. I forgot the number, but whatever. That’s not the point. Well, it’s sort of related to my point. One I’ve completely forgotten after writing all this. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan is off the wagon. Again. She was at Time Square’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone throwing back Red Bulls and Goose while supporting her best friend/DJ Samantha Ronson. People reports,
For the first hour, the star sat at her table, chatting with friends and smoking cigarettes. Then Lohan started dancing to Britney Spears’s “Gimme More.” Drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails, she danced the night away with girlfriends. Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls — even throwing her hands in the air and singing along to Madonna’s new song “4 Minutes.” She also sang along and pumped her chest to “Soulja Boy.”
I’ve never heard someone use the term “body roll,” but I can imagine Lindsay doing it. And it looks hilarious. Embarrassing, but hilarious. The only thing I can’t imagine her doing is pumping her chest. What does that mean? Is that like a body roll, but more chesty or was she thrusting her chest in the air? Why would she do that to Soulja Boy? Aren’t you supposed to hop around like a retard for that one? Ack, this is so confusing. And what’s with that picture up above. Is Lindsay into chicks or is Samantha flirting with Lindsay? It looks like that gremlin is brushing Lindsay’s hair out of her face which is step three in seducing a girl. If Samantha starts slipping roofies in her drink, then I’m positive it’s flirting because that’s step five.