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Natalie Portman might be dating the Wolfman

Natalie Portman

As reported earlier, Natalie Portman will be in indie/folk singer Devendra Banhart’s new video. What wasn’t reported was that the two may be an item. The world may never know how guys like this end up with Natalie Portman while handsome, strapping young fellows like myself are destined only to have supermodels throw themselves at us. Never an actress. Sigh. One can only assume his manliness, accentuated by his white rimmed sunglasses and purse-like bag, was too great of an aphrodisiac.

When a 10-year-old eating an ice cream cone was asked about the awkward pairing, he ran away screaming, “Sasquatch! Sasquatch!” Ah, yes. Sometimes such wise words come from the unlikeliest of sources.

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Seth
Seth
12 years ago

I think its Banhart, not Barnhart. Good job on the first name though.

crr
crr
12 years ago

who cares what his idiotic name is – what’s weird is his beard has more hair than she does on her entire body.

amy
amy
12 years ago

he is amazingly talented, and i think he is sexy. dont judge a book by its cove and i think they make a great couple!

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