Natalie Portman and boyfriend Devendra Banhart were walking her dog in Manhattan when the unthinkable happened. The Huffington Post says Natalie squatted down to take a look at something when someone’s dog, probably R. Kelly’s, nonchalantly peed on her.
This serves as a reminder why hot girls shouldn’t be squatting down in a dog run. Either me or a canine will pee on you. I will say this though. Natalie still looks pretty hot even with urine running down her coat. You’d think this would deter me from humping Natalie’s leg, but I assure you, it does not.
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