Natalie Portman was peed on

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman and boyfriend Devendra Banhart were walking her dog in Manhattan when the unthinkable happened. The Huffington Post says Natalie squatted down to take a look at something when someone’s dog, probably R. Kelly’s, nonchalantly peed on her.

This serves as a reminder why hot girls shouldn’t be squatting down in a dog run. Either me or a canine will pee on you. I will say this though. Natalie still looks pretty hot even with urine running down her coat. You’d think this would deter me from humping Natalie’s leg, but I assure you, it does not.

Notify of
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Load more