The Sun is committed to finding the best Sara Larson pictures to have ever been taken. Today, four new pictures of George Clooney’s girlfriend has surfaced. In one, she’s biting a girl’s ass. In another, she has some type of bondage wear around her head. In yet another, I’m having sex with her. Per suggestion from the Pentagon, they didn’t show that one. Scientists have deemed my body too sexy and liable to throw any human into a catatonic state of ecstasy. On a related note, the military has been photographing me naked to use as a secret weapon in their war on terror. Actually, a guy in a military uniform led me to his basement to take pictures. In either case, it’s pretty obvious I’m a hero.