Scarlett as an actor is alright. She’s pretty mediocre, but her soft features (breasts) make up for it. But now she’s a singer too and that’s where I draw the line. I’m not sure which is worse. Scarlett Johansson’s cover of Tom Waits “Falling Down” or the video for it. Both of them bring me to tears and both of them make me want to break my keyboard over my leg. The video probably edges out a narrow victory since it combines both her cat-like wailing and an overdone indie theme. I mean, you can’t even see her boobs. What the hell?!
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