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Scarlett sucks at singing

Scarlett as an actor is alright. She’s pretty mediocre, but her soft features (breasts) make up for it. But now she’s a singer too and that’s where I draw the line. I’m not sure which is worse. Scarlett Johansson’s cover of Tom Waits “Falling Down” or the video for it. Both of them bring me to tears and both of them make me want to break my keyboard over my leg. The video probably edges out a narrow victory since it combines both her cat-like wailing and an overdone indie theme. I mean, you can’t even see her boobs. What the hell?!

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Vinvango
12 years ago

Scarlett JOHO should be shot for associating herself in anyway with Tom Waits. He writes- performes songs she does nothing but waits for truly creative people to create things then puts her face stamp on it. She sucks in the worst way

Sharon
Sharon
12 years ago

that was painful to hear. I thought she would be smart enough to know how bad she sucks. It’s not even stylized sucking, it’s just sucking period.

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