The big news here isn’t that Sienna Miller is topless (happens more often than you think), it’s that in a few of these photos she bears a striking resemblance to Kirsten Dunst. It’s disturbing to say the least. You know you’re staring at Sienna Miller’s tits, but a part of you still wonders, “Are you sure this isn’t that fugly beast Kirsten?,” causing your penis to be so conflicted that it doesn’t know what to do. So, it just slumps there in a state of flaccid shock.
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