21 and The Ruins over Leatherheads: Why do I suck at guessing the box office?
Kathleen Turner was wrong: Kathleen Turner took back her story about Nicholas Cage stealing chihuahuas after Nic won his lawsuit. One small step for Nic. One giant leap for chihuahuas. Or something like that.
Jay-Z and Beyonce may be marrying: Like, right now.
Lauren Conrad takes a stand: Lauren Conrad wants you to club sandwiches not seals. Someone should inform Lauren clubbing sandwiches doesn’t make you feel as big a man as when you club seals. Especially baby seals.
Jennifer Lawrence Is Totally Marrying Darren Aronofsky This Summer
Katy Perry’s New Song Empowers Women To Have Food Sex or Something
Ja Rule’s $12,000 Ticket Music Festival Ends in ‘Lord of the Flies’ Nightmare With Kidnapping and Mugging Rumors
Obama’s First Joke About Trump Was Perfect
Rita Ora’s Gonna Regret This Outfit One Day
It’s Kylie Jenner’s Soulless Dead Eyes…And Her Sexy Midriff!
Kendall Jenner Gets Camera Shy Which Is Really Ironic
R. Kelly Sued for Nailing Sheriff Deputy’s Wife and Giving Her Chlamydia
The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 4.27.17
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Robert De Niro Is the New Snapchat King
Nordstrom Is Selling Dirty Jeans for an Insane Price