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Them fightin’ words

Angelina Jolie

Star Magazine claims that Brad and Angelina’s house is in chaos. Infighting between the kids is common and has left their mini-U.N. in shambles. Shiloh already has a chipped tooth and always comes back with bruises and a fat lip. Maddox and Pax are always trying to be the alpha male while Zahara is always being a bitch.

But it’s little Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! “She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn’t get her way,” says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe – and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. “Z is always pushing or scratching her.”

Zahara’s picking on Shiloh is usually motivated by snacks. “Z once clawed Shiloh’s cheek after she tried to take her cookie,” says an insider who witnessed one incident. “She’s always pulling on Shiloh’s hair so she can steal her food.”

And little Shiloh has more than her hair to worry about! Recently while Shiloh’s three older siblings roughhoused, she got knocked down and chipped a tooth! “Angie gets worried when Shi plays with them,” says the insider. “She always comes back with a scraped knee or a fat lip!”

A source claims the problem is directly tied to the fast food, pizza, chips and soft drinks they’re fed. I claim the problem is that they’re kids acting like kids and that they just haven’t met Mr. Belt yet. Ha ha, but no, really. Violence against children is bad. Unless they’re being too loud during Lost. In that case, I find pile driving them onto the floor works really well to shut them up.

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TOYA
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TOYA

Who calls a child a bitch… BrAT= yes Bitch = no

lola
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why would you call a baby a bitch? why does it have to be Zahara, the black baby who’s portrayed as the trouble maker? you people are racist idiots..your magazine sucks anyway and your stories are all usually lies!

Akimbo
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Akimbo

Oh no! All the ethnic babies are endangering the precious, lily-white angel!!!

What a bullshit story…

kim
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kim

i doubt this is true

Brenda
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Brenda

How do we know how well those kids are disiplined? Shiloh is the youngest and the smallest so I can see where she would be more likely to be hurt by her boisterous older siblings. If this stupid story is true, then the kids should be disiplined by their parents (not the nanny that they each have). All we need is bunch of wild out of control kids being raised by these two. I can hardly wait till they’re 18. Look out Paris, Lindsay!!

St. Louis Girl
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St. Louis Girl

It’s amazing…I’m reading this story and never once did I think anything about race. Why focus on it? Seriously! Nobody is singled out because they are black or white or somewhere in between. They are kids! Period.

nakia
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nakia

my two kids shared a womb at one point and they still fight. it happens. you have to teach them that it’s wrong so they won’t hurt each other when they are older, but still to stand up for themselves the right way. but having a lot of kids in the same age (related or not) is just going to be chaotic…point-blank-period. it doesn’t mean they’re bad parents either.

barf
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barf

Lola, Victor and Toya, right on.

I was appalled at that too, beyond the pale even as a “joke”.

Holly
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Holly

Oh get over it. Its the freakin’ Internet. This is a satire-ish celebrity website. Zahara isnt YOUR kid, you dont need to defend her. She’s got nice rich parents to do that for her. It was never about race. Anyone who says so, has a chip on their shoulder, just LOOKING for incidents they can scapegoat on race issues, usually to justify their own shitty attitude as to why they are not where they’d like to be in their lives. Its hilarious to me that the only times I realize something was supposedly racist, is because of black people pointing… Read more »

Holly
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Holly

Obviously, you are one of those people that think whitey is keeping everyone down, instead of taking responsiblity for your own life and moving the fuck on.

Lola
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Lola

Your an idiot! Thats real easy for you to say…you not on this side of the tracks odviously. You dont have clue, so why don’t you just stick to things you have experience with.

Anyway why would anyone EVER call a child a bitch…I bet this site would have NEVER called Shiloh a bitch.

Bri
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Bri

Will all of you just get a life?Really! Who cares if it is or isn’t about race. You’ll never meet them

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