Them fightin’ words

Angelina Jolie

Star Magazine claims that Brad and Angelina’s house is in chaos. Infighting between the kids is common and has left their mini-U.N. in shambles. Shiloh already has a chipped tooth and always comes back with bruises and a fat lip. Maddox and Pax are always trying to be the alpha male while Zahara is always being a bitch.

But it’s little Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! “She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn’t get her way,” says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe – and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. “Z is always pushing or scratching her.”

Zahara’s picking on Shiloh is usually motivated by snacks. “Z once clawed Shiloh’s cheek after she tried to take her cookie,” says an insider who witnessed one incident. “She’s always pulling on Shiloh’s hair so she can steal her food.”

And little Shiloh has more than her hair to worry about! Recently while Shiloh’s three older siblings roughhoused, she got knocked down and chipped a tooth! “Angie gets worried when Shi plays with them,” says the insider. “She always comes back with a scraped knee or a fat lip!”

A source claims the problem is directly tied to the fast food, pizza, chips and soft drinks they’re fed. I claim the problem is that they’re kids acting like kids and that they just haven’t met Mr. Belt yet. Ha ha, but no, really. Violence against children is bad. Unless they’re being too loud during Lost. In that case, I find pile driving them onto the floor works really well to shut them up.

Dum de dumDum de dumDum de dumDum de dumDum de dum

  • Glenn Giggity

    Ah ha ha hahahaha!!!

    Go get your giggity on bro

    She is so stupid!

  • Cincigirl

    She’s a manipulative witch – always has been.

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