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To France!

Angelina Jolie

Brad and Angelina are definitely moving to France to deliver their baby reports E! Online. The Jolie-Pitt clan are currently staying in Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen’s Villa Maryland in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat on the French Riviera. Brad is rumored to go house-hunting while Angelina has her two films premiere at Cannes next month.

The family arrived early Monday night via private jet at Nice airport with two nannies and three security guards says an onlooker.

“They love France and will now be here until after the babies are born and Angie is looking at Marseille hospitals as a potential place to give birth.”

I hereby cordially invite Angelina Jolie to stay at my place after she gives birth. Leave Brad and the kids in France. Don’t mind the handcuffs on the bed post. That’s for later, baby. Also, word of advice. I don’t live alone and my roomies don’t like listening to my incredible sex life. So it would be cool if you kept your inevitable screams of ecstasy down to a minimum.

Mellow YellowMellow YellowMellow YellowMellow YellowMellow Yellow

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Herman B
12 years ago

hey there giggles. celebitchy says you have a drung problem. scopolia carniolica’s dried rhizome, scopolamine. that’s a house plant. lol. does billy bob know. oops, i shouldn’t have said that.

mary
mary
12 years ago

whoever wrote this article is a sicko…

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