When I heard Alessandra Ambrosio was pregnant, my dreams were shattered and I was left an emotional wreck. Mostly because I knew pictures like these would come out. I mean, what the hell? What am I supposed to do with these? I certainly can’t masturbate to them. Am I supposed to congratulate her after seeing these? Fine. Congratulations Alessandra Ambrosio, you left me with nothing to do between 11:30 and 11:32. I hope your happy.
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