Anne Heche be broke

An L.A. judge has relieved Anne Heche of her obligation to pay child support to her ex-husband for the month of July. Heche has been paying the guy $14,798 every month, but now claims she’s penniless save for the $34,840.93 left in her accounts. According to her, she can’t even pay her “son’s private school tuition, her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses.”

In her declaration, Heche noted that her TV show, “Men In Trees,” had gotten the ax. She says since January, “I have been unemployed and had no income….except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000.”

A great way for Anne to save money would be to get rid of one of her homes, her expensive cars and stop eating $30 meals. But, that’s just me. Im craaaazy. People are probably sitting in their chairs gasping or spitting coffee at their screens after having just read my radical ideas. And they say Anne is the insane one!

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
13 years ago

If she needs money, she should know, I might pay green money to see her get her crapper creamed by a big mandingo son-a-bitch.

It’s gotta have entertainment value though. No sub-plot, no prancing around, no talking or fake moaning…just get to business plugging her cornhole.

13 years ago

Actually I’m with Anne on this one. What kind of fucking loser goes after his wife for alimony?

We outlawed slavery in this country 150 years ago. Alimony should be done away with. Period.

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