There’s something wrong with Bai Ling. Specifically her nipples. They won’t stay covered. It’s quite disturbing. Every day my heart rate increases, my hands start sweating and I feel a little nauseous as I surf the net praying I don’t have to see Bai Ling’s tit. Isn’t there something we, as a people, can do to make sure this doesn’t ever happen again? Like duct taping her mouth shut and throwing her off a bridge into piranha infested waters? Too much? Not enough? Maybe you have a better idea?