Bai Ling is nuts

Bai Ling

Here’s Bai Ling on the set of Crank 2. I dare you to try to make sense of this. You may want to begin by asking yourself these questions. One, who cast Bai Ling and two, what the f**k is she doing? In one shot, she’s dry humping Jason Stathman. In another, her tit is popping out and in another, she’s maniacally prancing down the street with a bloody nose. Given the circumstances, in between those last two shots someone must have done what any morally conscious person would do and punched her in the face.

If you’re wondering, last week Amy Smart was on set with tape over her nipples. This is like going from sex with Jessica Alba to sex with an angry badger.


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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

Those nipples are the size of a jaw-breaker and twice as hard.

Bitch will put a hex on you if you look too long at her power nipples. Then she comes up, humps your leg, spits in your eye. When she walks away, you feel dirty and your fingers smell like s**t?!

12 years ago

Bai Ling looks so hot.I like her.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —“”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

12 years ago

I love boobies as much as the next guy, but these photos do absolutely nothing for me.

In fact, they do the opposite.

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