Here’s Bai Ling on the set of Crank 2. I dare you to try to make sense of this. You may want to begin by asking yourself these questions. One, who cast Bai Ling and two, what the fuck is she doing? In one shot, she’s dry humping Jason Stathman. In another, her tit is popping out and in another, she’s maniacally prancing down the street with a bloody nose. Given the circumstances, in between those last two shots someone must have done what any morally conscious person would do and punched her in the face.
If you’re wondering, last week Amy Smart was on set with tape over her nipples. This is like going from sex with Jessica Alba to sex with an angry badger.